I'll be 34, which is very nearly 35, which is half of three score and ten. Could be worse, it could be raining.
::checks weather forecast::
oh right, rain then. Never mind it's perfect weather today, and you've still got time to check out my wishlist before the big day! Those in the know will be at Mrs Fitzherbert's (next to the Mash Tun) in Brighton tomorrow from 4pm onwards.
Meanwhile here's what I looked like 30 years ago:

Much the same really, with funkier 70s trousers.

