Thursday, February 22, 2007

Silence of the Fish

Made a gruesome discovery in the fishtank yesterday, or rather Donna did. Seems one of her two fantail goldfish was missing several vital organs - basically he was a head, tail and ribcage. The other fish was still swimming about 'like nothing's happened' (I think he was actually whistling).

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver...